crouching cooter hidden faggot


adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a f-ggot.
syn. clueless b-tch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
d-mn, yo, did you see kelly? she was really trying to f-ck jacob. talk about crouching cooter hidden f-ggot!

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