Crouchman
a partially gay man-child’like humaniod.
primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% h-m-s-xual. as the name implies, a “crouchman” is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of kn-b, generally take it up the gary glitter.
habitat: northern chav suburbs of london near the “pit of despair”, will still be living with parents – who will probably also be crouchman’s
habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a phebey (definition in progress)
adjective
poofter: “take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha”
verb
hampstead heath cruiser: “hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?”
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