croup-poop


when one coughs hard enough they shart/sh-t themselves.
timmy: “mommy? why does daddy cup his hands over his b-tt when he coughs?”
mommy: “you poor father has a croup-p–p problem. he’s trying to avoid soiling himself dear.”

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