crow titty
according to google images, a crow t-tty is a really big b–b! like its unnatural! wha the f-k?? (also, crow t-t is the name of a really good song by bts)
lesbian 1: yo, crow t-tties
lesbian 2: you know a crow t-tty is fake, right? there’s no way something that big can be real
lesbian 1:
lesbian 2:
lesbian 1: yeah, you’re probably right
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