Crown Birthday
a birthday where one’s age matches with the day of the month.
mike: hey, isn’t your b’day coming up?
stu: yeah, it is.
mike: isn’t it 16th of this month?
stu: yeah, also i’m turning 16. it’s my crown birthday!
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