Crowning King
the act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving s-xual euphoria for the expecting mother; v-g-n-l penetration midst mammalian conception – i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief
rather than the epidural, matthew willingly preformed the almighty crowning king, maneuvering his p-n-s between the unborn baby’s cranium and inside of jacqueline’s v-g-n-, stimulating her cl-toris. he’s the man!
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