Crowning the Plaza
the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.
hey, lets go crown the plaza!” “i’ve really got to go crown the plaza” “after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza
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