Harper

a cold-hearted woman. she is seen by the intelligent for what she is- an unappealing hag, but to the lesser minded beings she appears to be a goddess. in actuality, she’s a grasping, unpleasant woman who is petty and typically dim-witted and will lure an abundance of equally dim-witted men into her grasp. witnesses say she’s a backstabbing b-tch who will threaten you from afar but is a coward in person. derived from the term harpy. see harpy for more details of appearance.
“dude, did you see that chick?”
“yeah, she’s totally hot.”
“uh, i think you were looking a different girl… i’m talking about that harper. you know, the petty back stabber?”
“all i see is a gorgeous goddess.”
“are you blind?”
“no, i just have really low standards.”
— noun
a person with an intense hatred or fear of h-m-s-xuals, h-m-s-xuality or same-s-x marriage.
if my gay friends want to get married, they should be able to. don’t be such a harper!
a swagtastic man of excellence, predominately due to his high levels of -ss-kickin awesomeness. harper is chuck norris approved and can drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and stare down a ravenous tiger while telepathically saying “i’ll eat yo’ -ss fo lunch b-tch”.
dude…harper is so smooth he makes b-tter look like the teton mountain range.

did you see that? as soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of harper.
a harper is someone who has more game with ladies than santa clause has reindeers at christmas. a harper is someone that is so b-tter, he should be served on rolls at thanksgiving. a harper is so mentally dominant that darth vader learned how to use the force from him. a harper can make a hippo have an anorexic complex.
i knew santa had reindeer, but harper has way more game.
a very wonderful guy(: he makes my heart pound when i see him and he is the most cutest person ever. he is very loyal and can be charming. although he is short he is full of loge to give and will never let you down.(:
my boyfriend is a total harper.

ohh how i love him!
demanding girl, full of sp-nk and determination, but wants her own way all the time!! beautiful girl with lovely long eyelashes and all she has to do is batter her lids and the boys are there!!
harper
a beautiful girl who doesn’t even need to try, but is insecure and feels like she does. she has perfect blonde hair and blue eyes. she has lots of freckles that she hates, but everyone else loves them. she feels like she tries too hard, but she just wants to please people. she has one girl best friend who she trusts more than anyone and a bunch of guy best friends who usually end up liking her at some point. she is very picky when it comes to boys though and usually doesn’t have a boyfriend. she falls in love easily and falls out of it pretty fast when she finds something about the boy that she doesn’t like. there is one boy who will always have her heart even though they will probably not end up together. harper can be athletic, but she also has a lazy side. she feels fat sometimes but she is no where near being fat, even though she is not the skinniest girl ever. she is short and is teased about it sometimes but she doesn’t really mind. she is very smart and hates when people automatically think she is dumb just because she is blonde. she is very determined to get what she wants and will not change herself just to solve an argument.
woah, that blonde girl over there is gorgeous! she must be a harper.

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