Croyfish
croyfish is another name for a crayfish or a crawdad. croyfish is what cool people call these lobster lookin things and if you call them anything else, you are probably a loser.
tyler: what are you doing?
hannah: going to catch some crawdads, what about you?
tyler: uhm…
hannah: what?
tyler: we need to break up. you’re just not cool enough for me.
hannah: but why?!
tyler: you say crawdad, i say croyfish. i hate to say this, i’m just a lot cooler than you.
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