Crud Bagel
a piece of cr-p that is shaped like a bagel that denny nagel would eat at a table.
too bad denny’s not here to eat this crud bagel. it really smells like cr-p!
m: is that an everything bagel?
f: na, its a crud bagel.
m: o great, that means denny’s on his way over
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