Crud Finger
a phrase that’s used among farmers that refers to the dirt stain on the side of your fingers that doesn’t wash off until winter.
person 1: hey have you found any way to get that dirt off your hands?
person 2: no, that’s crud finger, it won’t come off until the winter.
the smell on your finger after fingering a girls -sshole.
dude smell that.
bro, you got some crudfinger.
i know man i slipped.
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