Crud-mandouche


when the act of -ss-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it’s as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human b-tt hole swab. it is at this time that the b-tt-smooching offender must forever be christened… crud-mandouche.
worker 1: wow, looks like the boss’ son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
worker 2: what a total farken crud-mandouche!

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