a cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a f-cking cruise mom
alex: did you see the picture gaby posted? she looks like such a cruise mom
- blac mamba
real b— who doesn’t mess around, blac mamba walks around in her mile high heels ready to pounce d-mn, blac mamba just walked by, almost got me
- snootch pooch
1. a male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he’ll get a sniff of her gift. 2. male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics. 1. that little guy is her snootch pooch, dude. […]
a large, overweight, obese, lard-ss, dyslexic, 4-year-old-writing, cant-be-a-cop, r-t-rd who does nothing but eats crayons. remember the time boyson did anything? yeah, it ended in loss of iq.
someone with a great personality, you will always want to be with them. also she’s always shook and triggered d-mn i need a seniah!
- atikokan parachute
the act of holding a used condom outside of the front p-ssenger side window while the p-ssenger in the back has their head outside of the vehicle. once the condom has expanded it will pop resulting in a facial for the p-ssenger in the back. matt and i went for a cruise with becky and […]