Cruiser Panic Inducer

the annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. this results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
joe: aww dude! is that a cop car behind us?!
mike: oh sh-t! (hides his weed)
(car p-sses)
joe: aww d-mn dude! just another cruiser panic inducer!
mike: say joe, didn’t you have a half eaten peach in the back?
joe: yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.

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