cruiser spooning


the act of parking two police cruisers with the driver’s sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows
“better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead”
when you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.
i was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.
the act of parking two police vehicles with the driver’s sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.
better slow down. the po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.
to cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.
look at cruzer, he’s cruiser spooning again, must have been the djing that sealed the deal.

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