Crulge


noun: the unsightly bulge appearing in the crotch of pants when one sits down. looks like an erection, but isn’t–just bunched loose fabric. also known as a fauxner.
sebastian was completely oblivious to the presence of an unsightly crulge in his jeans until claire surrept-tiously pointed it out to him.

“dude! smooth out your crulge before anne comes in or she’ll think you’re a total creep!”

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