Crulley
a person who claims they have a p-n-s the size of there forearm and will go to lengths to prove this such as photo-shopping there d-ck bigger
(a) here my d-cks the size of me fore arm
(b) nooo pal
(a) hang on (picks up phone rings) is my d-ck the size of my fore arm
(c) yess
(a)hahaha seee
(d) he well just rang his mam
(stannaz) such a crulley
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