cuddlejob
the act of being physically close to a romantic partner, kissing, touching, etc., all while remaining fully clothed, and s-xually frustrated as the night never progresses past cuddling.
friend 1: “how was your date last night? you went to her place, right?”
friend 2: “well, i thought i’d get lucky finally, but all i got was another cuddlejob.”
friend 1: “blue b-lls for you, amigo!”
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