crumbelievable


1. a recent commercial declared by stephen colbert to be a beacon of hope that will lead us to regaining our cultural unity as a nation.

2. a synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.
1. “if america is to prevail in world war iii, we’ll need some sort of common experience to bond us as a people… i believe the love for the word “crumbelievable” is just the thing we need. soon enough we’ll be seeing crumbelievable t-shirts selling like hot cakes.

2. “gas prices these days are outrageous! crumbelievable, even.”
the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable
steve: so how’s the army treatin’ ya?
derek: it’s good, real good.
steve: crumbelievable!
a non-word used by pizza hut believed to mean “unbelievably crummy”
g-d that nasty pizza was crumbelievable
when a person is engaging in s-xual endeavors and starts feeling crumbs and the partner says it’s just bread crumbs and the other partner says “i don’t believe it”
man – what the h-ll are these?

woman – it’s just bread crumbs

man – that’s crumbelievable

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