Crumbstache


noun
1. when one eats food in a vigorous manner, and gets crumbs all over their face. mostly on their upper lip.

2. crumbs on your mustache. (or mustache area)
person 1: ahhh i love cookies! nom nom nom

person 2: ahaha i know, you have a cookie crumbstache.

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