Crumbus


the krampuses r-t-rd brother who comes out on boxing day. his hobbies include f-cking sheep, public masturbation and singing. the crumbus is often confused for a welshman due to its interest in b–st–lity.
ren: “holy sh-t, that welshman is raping a sheep.” phineas: “dont worry. its just the crumbus. he’s r-t-rded.”

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