when u p-ss out during a party and get a stick placed in ur b-tt cheeks stickin in the air
f-ck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down
adj. drunk.

origen: university of connecticut, towers residence halls, circa fall 2003. a modification of crunked.

see also crumpt.
mingione has been drinking all day and now he’s crumped.
to become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.
dad was doing fine after his byp-ss until he crumped last night.

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