Crumpet Trumpet


top definition
a man who becomes s-xually aroused while giving a woman oral s-x;

often sought by legions of college females
a: oh, he’s in a ska band, what does he play?

b: let’s just say he’s a crumpet trumpet.

a: mandy’s gonna want his number..

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