Crumpetmuncher


a female of the lesbian persuasion.
also known as a dyk-, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
don’t bother chatting her up steve, i heard she’s a crumpet muncher.
a derogatory term for someone from britian.
a spin off of the term carpetmuncher.
british: ugh, americans are so fat and obnoxious!
american: shut up you f-cking crumpetmuncher!

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