Crumple face
similar to a b-tter face, this is a person who, when in the process of s-xual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a “crumpled” fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.
-i would probably have s-x with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.
-tori spelling
a person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities – similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.
is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
also used to describe a state of mind- to feel crumple faced.
derived from ‘crumple-snack’ and ‘crumple-horn’
”look at that crumple face she hasn’t seen the light of day in yonks”
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