crumpton


the act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
your hands should look like an upside down t if done correctly.
mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.
i just pulled a crumpton.
1 more definition
to have an extremely large p-n-s
“that boy has a large crumpton would’nt you say?”

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