Crunch master
long haired hippie who talks about the grateful dead like it’s their religion. there is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. the crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
“listening to some umphreys? so crunchy bro”
“spencer is the crunch master!”
“smells crunchy in here. where’s the mantis?”
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