crunch-nuggets
when a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden “nugget”.
dr: “weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate.”
jw: “it’s what i do. i work it ’til i know it’ll crunch-nuggets.”
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