Crutch Wizard
a dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! his favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! he travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!
innocent bystander: hey crutch wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!
crutch wizard: blupluplupluplupluplupluplup pow! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!
innocent bystander: infected
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