and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.
“ay, i just got hit on by a crunchdonkey.”
“look at that head, that b-tch is a double crunch.”

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