Cruncheazy


to heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe’s thigh when she gets out of line.

this method is preferable to smackin’ yo hoe or smackin’ dat b-tch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.
1- “yo, i caught destiny suckin off a whole c–nacopia fo free so i grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn’t close that sh-t.”

2- crunchy?

1- naw n-gg-, cruncheazy!

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