Crunched Colon
you take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your -n-s. then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your -n-s. once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your -n-s a winking effect.
so this guy p-ssed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a “crunched colon.”
the guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the “crunched colon.” the guy doing the “crunched colon” retaliated and sh-t while he was squinting his -n-s! it was a mess!!!
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