crunchita


a female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. this results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a “crunching” sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.
did you hear how she just talked to me? i’m about to shave that d-mn crunchita’s head.

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