crunchy bunny
an armadillo: small, armor-sh-lled, omnivorous animal with protective plating. named thusly because of the plating, and a child’s view of the creature
a child may mistake an armadillo for a rabbit from a distance. hence, instead of a furry rabbit, it is a crunchy bunny.
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