crunchy condom
1. a condom that is found under a bed months after having s-x.
2. an insult used to replace words such as -sshole, jerk, etc.
1. “uhhh…i found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when i was cleaning…f–kin’ nasty.”
2. “meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, stop telling me how to live my life!!!”
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