Crunchy Granola


noun. a person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. this person often supports greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
aislin is a crunchy granola, and i think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!
a person who is into all that all natural cr-p and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees… and not in the s-xual way
everyone at wesleyan university (excluding emily and i)

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