crunchy lez
a noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. they enjoy hiking with a trusty trail mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)
i was shopping for vegan ice cream at trader joe’s yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.
miranda from lizzy mcguire (aka lezzy mcguire) is such a crunchy lez.
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