Crundelman
you start off by giving your dago friend a nice juicy cleveland steamer on his chest. at the same time you must be f-cking ben in the -ss at which point you remove your c-ck and place the tip of your d-ck right above his lip to leave a sh-t mustache. you then procede to dip your b-lls in the sh-t left over from your cleveland steamer and place them directly on the wop’s eyes to leave the appearance of 2 black (brown) eyes. you then procede to get your d-ck sucked by a sicilian and ultimately c-m inside their nostrils once you’re finished.
i was hanging out with a bunch of my italian buddies until suddenly they asked me if i wanted to perform a crundelman on them. it’s apparantly a custom of friendship over there.
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