Crunk Creeper


the crunk creeper is a creeper who constantly pursues booze that is not theirs in an attempt to make it so. the crunk creeper always is lingering around the refrigerator and/or ice chest in pursuit of fellow party dweller’s booze. the crunk creeper will almost always deny the theft of the booze in question, and then dismiss the statement with the notion that there is a party going on.
-crunk creeper takes beer out of fridge-

tucker: what in the sam hill f-ck do you think you are doing man?

crunk creeper: just gettin’ a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?

tucker: crunk creeping b-st-rds.

Read Also:

  • crunko

    being extremely faded, especially after consuming m-ss amounts of liquor and then taking a blunt to the face. d-mn, i am so crunko right now after that ak blunt to the dome and half a fifth of henny

  • Brofended

    when a bro is ofended by another bro im brofended

  • Crustomize

    to make older, or worse. usually non-deliberately. we’re gonna go to lindsay’s house, and crustomize her house!

  • Cry in your pants

    being so excited about something that you c-m in your pants excessively. “hey jordan tell me about that new show. i don’t know man it’s gonna make you cry in your pants”

  • femwich

    a girly sandwich – a sandwich which includes ingredients that a real man would never eat, eg alfalfa, fetta, baby spinach leaves. man: don’t put that alfalfa on my sandwich. i didn’t ask for a femwich. when a person is sitting in between two girls in a public area-femwich! i feel bad for bob he […]


Disclaimer: Crunk Creeper definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.