Crunk Cup


a goblet or chalice that “pimps” carry around with them at social gatherings. usually ridiculously decorated in a “sparkly” fashion. in fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with add infinite access to a “bedazzler” and a china cabinet. usually carries around “cristal” (krih-stahl) immitations and such.
“that cup’s sp-ckled more with diamonds than my toilet with sh-t after i eat too mush taco del mar!”
“word dawg, th-ss a crunk cup all up in dis.”
“so that’s what happened to my godd-mn bedazzler…”
“n-gg-h what?”
what my 40-something year old co-worker (irish lookin fro wearin whitey) thinks his 1970’s gl-ss from his home cabinet is when he is mixing his “herbal” teas at work.
he originally called it a g-unit goblet….we set him straight…so he now thinks this is his crunk cup.
i need to give a demo on the latest software using my faithful crunk cup by my side. yo.
a term commonly used to describe a flashy gold or silver cup that is carried around and used to hold alcohol in.
lil jon carrys around his crunkcup so he can party it up.

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