Crunk FBing


the act of getting drunk and then posting outlandish and regrettable comments and or status’.

similar to “drunk dialing”
“the telegraph is the best invention ever”

“no buddy, that would be a beer dispensing bl-wj-b machine”

“man chris i told you to stop crunk fbing”

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