crunk in my crocks


being ‘crunk in my crocks’ means to be a middle aged person who is also frequently high.
“aww man, that kids dad is always crunk in his crocks. should we call dhs?”

“awww mahn, i can’t wait to be the dad that’s always crunk in my crocks!”

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