Crunket


the (often sweaty) part of the man’s anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. usually home to sp-rs-ly populated and wiry black p-b-s.
i was getting head off pamela anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, i started to giggle and then laughed when i let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said “oh your so funny”.

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