this is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they’re extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. warning: using this word will usually result in the listener replying ‘wha?’ or questioning your sanity.
crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy’s mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

bob: hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
bob’s nemesis: waahhhhhh? (questions self stupidity)
bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

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