Crunksgiving


a weekend of crunk-edness; extremely chemical-induced debauchery.

may specifically refer to the thanksgiving long weekend, during which time one avoids contact with the family unit in an effort to maximize potential crunk time.
“hey, let’s get crunk tonight! it’s crunksgiving weekend!”
a holiday commemorating the first celebration of the native americans getting crunk, or more commonly crazy drunk, with the settlers of the new world. current traditions include body shots of patron, poppin bottles on the playa, and winding down at deli lane on sat-rday morning
crunksgiving ’08 is going to be heated

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