Crunky

candy bar from j-pan, manufactured by lotte, inc.

consists of chocolate with bits of almond and crispies. a smooth and reasonably good quality chocolate with a fudge-like texture. also referred to as “crunky walking bar”, whatever that means.
at the oriental cultural center in tempe you can buy all sorts of weird j-panese cany like ramune candy, pocky, bean curd b-lls, and crunky.
(adv.) the state of being crunk (crazy, drunk). having fun. being wild and crazy.
“let’s get crunky!” “it’s ’bout to get crunky up in heaya!”
drunk chicks sk-nks who just got provolone cheese thrown at them.
those crunkies smell like cheese and s-m-n.

i just slapped me a crunky.
grungy + clunky + funky = crunky.
we had a party in the ’63 caddie with the fins, love-me seats, a mini bar in the back and an mp3 player in the deck. way crunky.
how you might feel if you have a bad cold – as in ‘cruddy and my nose is filled with gunk.’ cruddy + gunky = crunky.
“this cold is so bad i’m feeling just plain crunky today.”
tired, thirsty
i was “crunky” after i had been jumping on the bed.
an energy bar called crunky amde by lil jon
crunky gave me crazy energy

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