crusader kings 2
a black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. watch as the most virtuous person succ-mbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end
“i should play crusader kings 2 and learn more about medieval times” -two hours later- “god, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? i only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!”
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