Crush Crusher
someone whom you have a crush on turns around and demands your only friends and nothing else!
guy “hi, so do you have a crush on me?”
girl “why do you wanna know?”
guy “cause i just do?”
girl “fine, yes i have a crush on you!”
guy “i thought we were only friends?”
girl ” you just ruined my crush!!!”
guy “sorry!”
girl “whatever you crush crusher!!”
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