crush post
when you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it’s obvious that someone only posted that because they’re crushing on a person with said name.
justin:
so s-xy! amazing! (etc.) more crush posting following…
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- Man Joke
a joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. usually referring about something extremely s-xual, or outlandishly disgusting. a prime man joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, “girls in p-rnos… are just better.”
- Mannylingus
the male version of cunnylingus defined by function. aka- slobin the kn-b, eating the man bacon or macon i sure wish versey would give me some mannylingus….mannylingus? yes mannylingus
- Crustenhaven
a ginger who likes to eat waffles with peanut b-tter and a spoon. “look at that crustenhaven!”
- MANNYSILVA
the act of becoming the person you are dating while completely losing your own ident-ty just like you did with your exwife i have a friend pulling a mannysilva
- cuddle orgy
cuddling with several people at once (usually just three friends) one of the more -rg-smic things in life usually on floor or bed when tired guy 1:hey lets watch anime p-rn girl 2: no man im tired lets all have a cuddle orgy guy 3:yay! guy 1: sure im pretty tired anyway -everyone cuddles happiness-