crush the cake
to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
“hey, did you see bradley? he was trying to crush the cake in front of jonah.”
“yeah, man. it was so crazy. jonah looks like a total doofus.”
“i wish i had guns like bradley.”
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